May 2013
deadpools:
giemma:
deadpools:
how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????
*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
bombliate:
official-honeybooboo:
bombliate:
dave-vriska:
bombliate:
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
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me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
“First of all, the whole entire world is critical of the way women look. Whether...”
– Miss Representation » Blog Archive » Women Are Not Their Own Worst Beauty Critics (via goforthandagitate)
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The Candy Jar: How to dress people up in stuff →
eyecager:
joshcolon asked you: First off, I love this blog, it has helped me SO much. On to the question: My nude figure drawing is pretty decent. Always more to learn, but I can do it. I am having problems going to the next step in drawing fully clothed figures and designing armor. I…
wo-nderland:
groovymuttations:
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
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don’t you hate it when you lose something important and freak out because it was important only to find it later in a place that you put it so that you wouldn’t lose it because it was important
awesomeesaucee:
When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late
nialurs:
game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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